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But oh my goodness how excited are you to think that, right now, allegedly, Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch’s wooden gates are swinging wide for a gaggle of bright-eyed World Surf League Qualifying Tour veterans, cameras rolling to catch their various reactions, as they begin their journey to become The Ultimate Surfer?
I don’t know exactly when the reality television show is supposed to begin filming but I heard July and now we are in July and so…
It will be a funny show, at the very least, and maybe fun though I can’t imagine any real talents will be discovered. Hidden stars don’t exist any more. Still, will the assembled team of coaches etc. take a professional surfer we have seen many times before, like Yago Dora say, twist a few screws and turn him into a competitive machine who knows exactly what to do to get up in the excellent range?
Possibly.
What about Evan Geiselman?
The stylish Florida pro has long been one of my favorites but maybe we should just keep that between us as he was recently caught “liking” one of President Donald J. Trump’s tweets which, in turn, led to calls for his cancellation.
Have you ever wondered where people go when they get cancelled? Is there a club for them? The Cancelled Club where Lana Del Rey croons, Jimmy Fallon performs his brand of “edgy” comedy and the reality television show COPs plays on closed-circuit televisions?
It sounds nice.
Since Evan will not be at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, I wonder if Dooma Fahrenfort can take his place? I always thought the powerful South African had what it takes to make it all the way to the top.
Oh.
Never mind.
He got cancelled too.
Sad.
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